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tomciz
03-13-2009, 03:22 AM
So i saw some car parked outside my house for like 2 hrs at around 1-3 am....i went up to the car and asked who they were and they told me nobody and that he just fell asleep...then took off...so me and my friends followed him from my house all the way to rt 3 east which took about 30 mins then lost him cause the dude driving me was a terrible driver ...you think its a coincidence or a killer :?
Fast Eddie
03-13-2009, 07:51 AM
Tom i fuckin love you dude. Because 99.9% of the people in your shoes would just stare out the window for hours saying what is he doinggggggg there. no not Tom ! Tom walks up and says umm What the fuck are you doing here? Dude i know where Tom , and u have to agree there is no way some random as fuck pulled over to fall asleep on your road, especially at 3am and if you followed him all the way to Rt. 3. Tom u coulda saved someone! nice job keep us updated
Cochise™
03-13-2009, 08:37 AM
lol He's Batman!
Skylab
03-13-2009, 10:04 AM
:rofl
only tom
:assassin:
Mathieu
03-13-2009, 10:28 AM
Did you get a license plate? I would find out where he lives and turn the tables on him, except I would fall asleep on his front porch or his deck!
Fast Eddie
03-13-2009, 10:32 AM
better yet grab a kitchen knife, a footbal helmet full of cottage cheese, neon green 80's shoe lacesand shave your head. ring the door bell and hand him a large stuffed teddy bear and ask to come in
Mathieu
03-13-2009, 10:37 AM
Once your in take off your right shoelace and tickle his left armpit with it while spoon feeding him the cottage cheese.
Fast Eddie
03-13-2009, 10:42 AM
kitchen knife is just for effect.... after telling him a story about an epic football game between midgets and unicorns, tie him up and grab a box of cereal and eat it very loudly crunching every bite in his ear, put on a cd that skips turn on the volume all the way and leave it skipping
Miss Russia
03-13-2009, 10:46 AM
So i saw some car parked outside my house for like 2 hrs at around 1-3 am....i went up to the car and asked who they were and they told me nobody and that he just fell asleep...then took off...so me and my friends followed him from my house all the way to rt 3 east which took about 30 mins then lost him cause the dude driving me was a terrible driver ...you think its a coincidence or a killer :?

oh i most def think it's a killer
Miss Russia
03-13-2009, 10:51 AM
hahahahaha what's with the knife and helmet, dude that shit cracked me up, how u guys kept goin on about it, turn up the volume all the way and leave it skipping hahahahaha
tomciz
03-13-2009, 01:47 PM
yea i got his license plate number and filed a report this morning...if that dude shows up again hes dying lol
Fast Eddie
03-13-2009, 01:49 PM
heed my advice young jedi, get a football helmet and cottage cheese.
tomciz
03-13-2009, 02:18 PM
next youll be telling to bring some naked pictures of B. Arthur