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09-15-2009, 10:39 AM
Can Guys And Girls Be Just Friends? http://brokeup.com/images/stories/just-friends.jpg
Women and men can be completely platonic best friends under one condition: If both parties share an unwavering preference for the cock.
That's right the verdict is in, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm laying down the law Judge Judy style (because no one messes with that bitch). Women and men can absolutely NOT be just really good friends.
Ladies:
Ask any guy friend of yours what he thought of you upon first meeting you. I guarantee it was something like this:
"Hi, it's nice to meet you." (I wonder what she would look like while I do her doggy style?)
As harsh as the reality might seem to some of you, it's the absolute truth. Men are very visual creatures whose innate goal in life is to bang every attractive-looking thing in sight. And even if mounting you isn't in the forefront of their thoughts, it is certainly in the back of their heads at all times. Somewhere in between thoughts of cheese steaks and fantasy football.
The guy friend is optimistic that someday you will get drunk enough to actually let him see if his fantasy of slamming you against the head board is all he imagined it to be. Are you good in bed or do you make Paris Hilton look like she should win an AVN award by comparison? These are all pressing questions that most men ask themselves within the first 30 seconds of meeting you. Furthermore, your promises of being their bestest friend in the whole wide world is not enough to make them disregard the sexual curiosity which is consuming their head. I am of course always referring to the head that resides below the belt. Plain and simple, these men will trade being your BFF to see how you blow job skills measure up in a heartbeat.
So unless this male best friend of yours has a knack for bedazzling jeans, and shares similar boyfriend problems as you, then a friendship can simply not remain platonic. Attempts of impregnation will be made.
Men:
The 'just friends' zone is borderline pathetic. Either grow some balls and make a move, or go speak to someone who wouldn't mind waking up next to your flatulent ass every morning. If the girl you are spending all of your time with is telling you about tampons and her guy problems, the future in this relationship is looking grim for you, pal. This woman is not attracted to you in the least. She would most likely choose getting humped by the neighbor's Doberman over you any day.
So as painful as it may be for your testicles as first, I suggest cutting ties as soon as you realize you've been in the 'friend zone' a little too long. Then to soften the blow (or lack there of), go and invest in a nice clean hooker. If you pay her extra I'm sure she'll even pretend to like you. Unless you're the type to wear brightly colored Ed Hardy shirts, in which case no one will ever really like you.
BROKEUP.COM
What do you guys think???
Women and men can be completely platonic best friends under one condition: If both parties share an unwavering preference for the cock.
That's right the verdict is in, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm laying down the law Judge Judy style (because no one messes with that bitch). Women and men can absolutely NOT be just really good friends.
Ladies:
Ask any guy friend of yours what he thought of you upon first meeting you. I guarantee it was something like this:
"Hi, it's nice to meet you." (I wonder what she would look like while I do her doggy style?)
As harsh as the reality might seem to some of you, it's the absolute truth. Men are very visual creatures whose innate goal in life is to bang every attractive-looking thing in sight. And even if mounting you isn't in the forefront of their thoughts, it is certainly in the back of their heads at all times. Somewhere in between thoughts of cheese steaks and fantasy football.
The guy friend is optimistic that someday you will get drunk enough to actually let him see if his fantasy of slamming you against the head board is all he imagined it to be. Are you good in bed or do you make Paris Hilton look like she should win an AVN award by comparison? These are all pressing questions that most men ask themselves within the first 30 seconds of meeting you. Furthermore, your promises of being their bestest friend in the whole wide world is not enough to make them disregard the sexual curiosity which is consuming their head. I am of course always referring to the head that resides below the belt. Plain and simple, these men will trade being your BFF to see how you blow job skills measure up in a heartbeat.
So unless this male best friend of yours has a knack for bedazzling jeans, and shares similar boyfriend problems as you, then a friendship can simply not remain platonic. Attempts of impregnation will be made.
Men:
The 'just friends' zone is borderline pathetic. Either grow some balls and make a move, or go speak to someone who wouldn't mind waking up next to your flatulent ass every morning. If the girl you are spending all of your time with is telling you about tampons and her guy problems, the future in this relationship is looking grim for you, pal. This woman is not attracted to you in the least. She would most likely choose getting humped by the neighbor's Doberman over you any day.
So as painful as it may be for your testicles as first, I suggest cutting ties as soon as you realize you've been in the 'friend zone' a little too long. Then to soften the blow (or lack there of), go and invest in a nice clean hooker. If you pay her extra I'm sure she'll even pretend to like you. Unless you're the type to wear brightly colored Ed Hardy shirts, in which case no one will ever really like you.
BROKEUP.COM
What do you guys think???