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sugarbabe2
09-01-2009, 03:52 PM
Not that I agree with this type of behavior but I thought the article was amusing.

ANY INPUT???


Courtesy of brokeup.com

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Great sex is an art and it must me mastered if the littlest of pleasure is to be obtained. So while drunken oblivious sex may sound fun you’ll regret it later and while cool no strings attached thanks for the night uhhh… what’s your name? Is dangerously juicy it too is an art. One night stands are taboo and risky which is why rules need to apply. So read my small guide on how to have a one night stand then read it again during breakfast, lunch and dinner better yet just carry it with you in your back pocket.

<!--[if !supportLists]-->Rule # 1: Don’t really get drunk just pretend you areThis rule is first for a reason. It is the sole culprit behind people having a one night stand in the first place. While you may feel sexy and dangerous and want to teach your Ex a thing or too who really wants to be under the influence of alcohol when there’s a possibility of waking up next to uncle Fester from the Adam’s family. If alcohol helps you feel relaxed and a bit more loose try drinking a cooler at the bar in a cup with a wedge of lemon. When you spot the perfect guy or girl strike a simple conversation and play drunk include a few mumbled sentences and staggers.

<!--[if !supportLists]-->Rule # 2: Watch for any signs of a clinger

While you may not think this rule is important you don’t want to start your one night stand adventure with a potential weirdo or worse a clinger. You know the desperate type who after having a wonderful night of getting off they see the stars and the clouds open up and the heavens tell them you are in fact the one. While at the bar they start telling you about their last relationship RUN. If they start rattling off their friends first and last names and all of the names of their last ten cute pets RUN and don’t look back. We’re only interested in the sex remember.

<!--[if !supportLists]-->Rule # 3 Finally!! Prepare yourself with the essentials

This rule is the most important of them all. Since our one night stands are going to be premeditated we need to be prepared. Start with protection such as condoms, spermicide, and rubber gloves, a pair of handcuffs, the keys to the handcuffs and lastly your dignity because you’re going to need it.

By: Kessa

Cochise™
09-01-2009, 03:57 PM
How to have a one night stand: By Cochise

Make your self available for sex.

The End.

sugarbabe2
09-01-2009, 04:00 PM
HAHA That works too.....SIMPLE!

Fast Eddie
09-01-2009, 05:20 PM
rubber gloves???? wtf

Stompy
09-01-2009, 08:33 PM
rubber gloves???? wtf

you never know when u might need them

tomciz
09-01-2009, 08:49 PM
rubber gloves to hide the body duh

Skylab
09-01-2009, 10:21 PM
even if its a clinger.. have the sex and you can still run if you do it right

Silverbull
09-22-2009, 02:50 AM
Be like the old Silverbull :)

ArGroxwel
09-22-2009, 01:46 PM
even if its a clinger.. have the sex and you can still run if you do it right

:rofl


Be like the old Silverbull :)


:shock:

Cochise™
09-22-2009, 02:00 PM
Riveting.

kosmilly
09-22-2009, 02:32 PM
all clingers arent bad..if you get one thats good at sex that is..cause that way, your one night stand can lead into an anytime booty call..which always comes in handy now and then

sugarbabe2
09-22-2009, 02:48 PM
It's bad if they become obsessive stalkers and don't leave you alone!

tomciz
09-22-2009, 03:31 PM
like you

sugarbabe2
09-22-2009, 04:12 PM
No I'm def not clingy....works both ways there my friend!

tomciz
09-22-2009, 04:54 PM
me ha id like to see you sell that one

Cochise™
09-23-2009, 10:11 AM
lol

Thylacine
09-23-2009, 11:07 AM
Riveting.

Like thick metal bolts through my eyes stabbing my brains... sorry the setup was there...