Tell a Joke a Day Thread

[Skylab]

Tell a joke. It can be anything from a video, what you did, joke you made, or a quote from a comedian. If you're easily offended, the internet might not be for you. Hopefully this cleans up the massive amount of threads on single line jokes into one thread.

Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.” - George Carlin

[ArGroxwel]

LMAOOOOOOOO Carlin!!!!!!

Ok here goes mine..



The only time its ok to yell out Diarrhea is when you're playing scrabble....









































Cause its worth a SHIT load of points..

[Cochise™]

There are three women stranded on an island. One is brunette, one's a redhead, and the other one is a blonde. There is land in sight. "I have an idea!" the redhead says. "We can swim there!" So the redhead jumps into the water, swims 1/4 of the way, and drowns. The brunette says, "I'm a better swimmer. I can get there." She manages to swim 1/3 of the way and she drowns. The blonde dives into the water, swims 1/2 of the way, and looks around. "I'm pretty tired." she says. "I'm gonna swim back."

Waa waaa waaaaaaaa

[dolcecorazon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj-1kp777NM

[dolcecorazon]

Another one, LOL

I have to go to this mall in Beijing to buy some clothes. I didn’t know this until I got there, but apparently in China I’m Shaquille O’Neal. I go to mall. I walk into the store. I’m like, “Hey, you got a 10.5/11 in those shoes?”
“Ah no! How about an 8?”
“How about I can’t negotiate my foot size with you?”

[Skylab]

IMF rofl !!!! They really do that, same shit with me. Lol

[Skylab]

iPhone replaces omg with IMF?

[Mr_Tooch]

so so so gay,


how do you wake up lady gaga (or guy gaga if you will)






poker face