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sugarbabe2
08-04-2009, 01:06 PM
HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!--

HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!--

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!--

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!--

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?--

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!--

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!--

HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!--

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?--

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!--

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why,don't you already have one?--

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!--

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!--

HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you Out of my face!!!--

HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!--

HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!--

HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as Beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!--

HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
SHE: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!--

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.--

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.--

HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter--

HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.--

HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.--

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.--

HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.--

HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!

tomciz
08-04-2009, 01:10 PM
lame

Fast Eddie
08-04-2009, 01:14 PM
http://www.frontiernet.net/~rainh2o/bad%20threads/Gay%20Thread%20congrats.jpg

sugarbabe2
08-04-2009, 01:23 PM
I love you guys!

Cochise™
08-04-2009, 01:30 PM
What if the guy punches you in the face and drags you home? Not that I would know or anything...I'm just curious....

sugarbabe2
08-04-2009, 01:33 PM
He would have to be pretty desperate to do such a thing.