The Best of NLV

[Skylab]

A gathering of the best random shit said here


kitchen knife is just for effect.... after telling him a story about an epic football game between midgets and unicorns, tie him up and grab a box of cereal and eat it very loudly crunching every bite in his ear, put on a cd that skips turn on the volume all the way and leave it skipping

:rofl

[Fast Eddie]

:thankyou:

[Fast Eddie]

COCHISE WROTE The name's Garrison baby. Nick Garrison. And I've loved all the ladies from Georgia to Moscow. I have conquered the beautiful ladies in all of Eurasia. Now would you be so kind as to tell me your name as I sip on this Moskovskaya?

[Cochise™]

lol

[Skylab]

tomciz: id tell her now but shes got 4 dicks in her ass and 3 in her mouth


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cochise™]

tomciz: id tell her now but shes got 4 dicks in her ass and 3 in her mouth


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good lord. lol Can't believe he said that about his own mom.

[tomciz]

true story lol :)

[Skylab]

ur an abusive messageboard partner :cry:
from a PM
LOLOLOL

[Fast Eddie]

from a PM
LOLOLOL

post the original post u sent me!!! here ill do it


" Eddie, if you dont upload more mixes i will inject you with aids, and cancer put u in front of a moving train and then take your then paralyzed body dying of aids and cancer, and push you down a slide of razor blades into a pool of lemon juice, fish you out and force feed you cottage cheese. "

[Cochise™]

Jesus.

[dolcecorazon]

from a PM
LOLOLOL


post the original post u sent me!!! here ill do it


" Eddie, if you dont upload more mixes i will inject you with aids, and cancer put u in front of a moving train and then take your then paralyzed body dying of aids and cancer, and push you down a slide of razor blades into a pool of lemon juice, fish you out and force feed you cottage cheese. "

hgjfghjfyujyfguhj:rofl

[dolcecorazon]

OMG This was so funny. This was a smiley wars we were having on each others profile. This is from an IM

miss russia(11:35:47 PM): i ate u!!!!
Dolce (11:35:57 PM): ROFL
miss russia(11:35:59 PM): what now biiioooootch
Dolce (11:36:07 PM): omggggggggg lmfaooooo
miss russia(11:36:09 PM): sucked yo blood out
miss russia (11:36:12 PM): suckaaaa
miss russia(11:36:25 PM): i ninja'd ur ass and sucked ur blood after lmao
:rofl

[Miss Russia]

OMG This was so funny. This was a smiley wars we were having on each others profile. This is from an IM

miss russia(11:35:47 PM): i ate u!!!!
Dolce (11:35:57 PM): ROFL
miss russia(11:35:59 PM): what now biiioooootch
Dolce (11:36:07 PM): omggggggggg lmfaooooo
miss russia(11:36:09 PM): sucked yo blood out
miss russia (11:36:12 PM): suckaaaa
miss russia(11:36:25 PM): i ninja'd ur ass and sucked ur blood after lmao
:rofl


you silly hoe lol... i was serious too... i was like oh it's on biiitch!!! lol

too much humor for one night...

spike23 (11:17:05 PM):i never had a relationship
ShOrTi906 (11:17:38 PM):what
spike23 (11:17:44 PM):i never had a gf
ShOrTi906 (11:18:43 PM):how come
spike23 (11:19:16 PM):too shy
ShOrTi906 (11:19:28 PM):sooo
ShOrTi906 (11:19:29 PM):...
ShOrTi906 (11:19:32 PM):i dunno
ShOrTi906 (11:19:34 PM):lol
spike23 (11:23:51 PM):i dont think internet gf counts

WHAT?!?! LOL

[Skylab]

...
whos spike23

[Miss Russia]

...
whos spike23

this guy that i had a really weird conversation with on aim lol

[Mrwill]

post the original post u sent me!!! here ill do it


" Eddie, if you dont upload more mixes i will inject you with aids, and cancer put u in front of a moving train and then take your then paralyzed body dying of aids and cancer, and push you down a slide of razor blades into a pool of lemon juice, fish you out and force feed you cottage cheese. "

OMG..talk about creativity

[Miss Russia]

OMG..talk about creativity

def

[Skylab]

this guy that i had a really weird conversation with on aim lol

lol the thread is called BEST OF NLV

[ArGroxwel]

i have nothing to contribute to this thread but that its hotter than a bitch today

[Skylab]

:offtopic:
lol

[Miss Russia]

:offtopic:
lol

haha yes mike, that post was for teresa, she knows lol

[dolcecorazon]

LOL I love the off topic smiley!

[ArGroxwel]

i'm sorry hahaha

[Skylab]

Yeah man he was great as well. I remember i had his sneakers when they came out. in DR lol too bad they were made of Pleather and the sun would cook your feet like two eggs over easy.


well written i really felt like i could visualize feet cooking like eggs

LOLOLOL!!!

[dolcecorazon]

Okay. This was the best EVER. I was talking about how we went to sullivan room the other night... well here is what happened

Dolce corazon (11:16:06 PM): argenis did take us to sullivan room that night
Dolce corazon (11:16:10 PM): but he doesnt know andrew


ShOrTi906 (11:16:42 PM): wait who is sullivan??????
Dolce corazon (11:17:11 PM): sullivan room is a club
Dolce corazon (11:17:13 PM): lol
ShOrTi906 (11:17:19 PM): lmfaoooooooo
Dolce corazon (11:17:23 PM): AHAHAHHAHAH
ShOrTi906 (11:17:29 PM): dude i swear i thought u were talking about a gyu named sullivan
ShOrTi906 (11:17:31 PM): lmfaoooo
ShOrTi906 (11:17:34 PM): im liek who the fuck is he
Dolce corazon (11:17:34 PM): ROFLMAO
ShOrTi906 (11:17:37 PM): and why ar eu in his room
Dolce corazon (11:17:40 PM): omgggggggg you are so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ShOrTi906 (11:17:58 PM): i didnt know there was a club liek that!!!!
ShOrTi906 (11:18:07 PM): forgive my russianess

[ArGroxwel]

wowwww

[Miss Russia]

wowwww

shut up lol

[ArGroxwel]

shut up lol


make me..

[Miss Russia]

make me..

you no want none of dis boyyy!!!

[Mr_Tooch]

how about the increasing rate of fail threads

[RAYVERonXTC]

more fail graphics comming soon lmao

[Mr_Tooch]

haha we could just use your avator as the international sign of fail

[dolcecorazon]

missrussia: i have a small mouth so everything falls out lol
missrussia: guess no place for big dicks
missrussia: sorry tooch
missrussia: ill give it a try tho
dolcecorazon: WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
nightlifevibe: lol
dolcecorazon: this needs to go into the best of NLV
tooch: lllllllolll
nightlifevibe: i agreee
missrussia: panty dropping song
missrussia: i dropped mine
missrussia: woooot
dolcecorazon: LOL

[Cochise™]

wow

[sugarbabe2]

Intense shit right here.

[dolcecorazon]

scandalous.

[tomciz]

YouTube - Ludacris - Yous A Hoe

[Cochise™]

OH WOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is for Missrussia from Tom:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c11/Cochise24/Owned.jpg

[sugarbabe2]

Wait what about this song.....

YouTube - Akinyele - Just Put It In My Mouth

[Cochise™]

hahaha Oh man. I remember hood rats useto sing this shit. Made it easier to pick them off.

[Thylacine]

hahaha Oh man. I remember hood rats useto sing this shit. Made it easier to pick them off.

Pick them off? You sniping skanks? That could be a great premise of a game. Skank Sniper: Swallow This, Hoar

[Skylab]

sugarbabe2 (javascript:void(0)): How far is BA from Dubai?(11:20pm)
:laugh1:

[sugarbabe2]

Haha thanks....so know everyone knows I suck at geographical locations!!!! Lol

[kosmilly]

like 15min by foot, no?

[Skylab]

LOL wow. Good times.